Popular Post

Sunday, June 19, 2011

funny sex jokes

images In order to discuss sexual funny sex jokes. Funny Sex Jokes
  • Funny Sex Jokes



  • 24fps
    02-04 02:41 PM
    For people who don't know, Country Cap goes by Country of Birth , not country of citizenship...So if you are born in India but now you are canadian Citizen, you will still be counted as Indian for EB based Green Card allocation, isn't this a blatent racist agenda. I have a letter from Congresswoman Zoe Logfren's office, which clearly says 'I will work on removing arbitrary country quota on employement based Green Cards', we just need to pursue her...

    its not racism its just an old rule

    u can be indian but born in a different country and you could avail of ROW benefits, my friend is indian but was born in europe as his father was workin there at that time and then moved back to india and now he got his GC in under 2 years in EB2

    racism is purely based on your ethnicity





    wallpaper Funny Sex Jokes funny sex jokes. Sex jokes are easy,
  • Sex jokes are easy,



  • jasmin45
    07-16 05:45 PM
    Its interesting to see how organized they are and how arrogant their wordings are .. Looks like they have quiet a bit of influence in political spectrum.





    funny sex jokes. Things not to say during sex…
  • Things not to say during sex…



  • senthil1
    04-06 07:41 PM
    Unless the person affected comes forward and tells what happened this will be considered as rumor. It can be posted in forums. I think no action can be taken by IV or anyone if affected person does not come forward .

    Sure I will give the link..

    I know its not fake..because I have 3 people on our floor who came from a visit..who saw these kind of things happening right in front of them (and my friends were GCs so I guess they themselves were left alone).

    Now coming to point of posting their experiences themselves..especially in a situation where they were not allowed to enter US, I dont think they have any incentive left to post and seek help from fellow IV..once they are out they are out..

    Nothing can bring them back unless they file a new petition and go for stamping..

    I can imagine how much pain they might be going through, touchwood if I was to be one ofthem, I dont see myself posting my experience for 3 months or so..

    its a different case where someone is inside US and they face a problem, yeah..why not they post straight away, but this is a different territory..we can only expect them to post, its not going to happen or may be rare case.





    2011 Sex jokes are easy, funny sex jokes. Clever And Funny gift image 1
  • Clever And Funny gift image 1



  • nomi
    12-11 03:03 PM
    When we file I485 its with Department of States and not USCIS which is part of Department of Home Land Security. In my opinion it is DOS who has to agree filing I 485 even if visa number not available.


    How can we contact with Department of State about this rule. Can we meet with rule making department or its officers and see what they say about it ??
    There should be someway or they are enough rights to change or make new rule. Like they decide everymonth visa numbers ?? what do you guys think ??

    thx.



    more...


    funny sex jokes. FreeApps Web SiteFunny Sex
  • FreeApps Web SiteFunny Sex



  • sanju
    11-11 10:32 PM
    Almost all my personal friends I spoke to recently who did not want to help with IV stuff, now proudly claim "As Obama has become the president, he will do something for us to get the green card"

    The hope continues :)

    People come on IV only to blame IV and admins for all the problems in their lives, but when asked to help for IV stuff - they give red dots and leave bad comments

    Its kind of a funny situation, and dangerous at the same time. This is a setup for a perfect storm and these idiot "friends" are planning for sunny days ahead. I guess someone forgot to turn on the weather channel, which in this situation is equivalent to "using common sense".

    I am sorry to say this but all these "friends" are actually not your friends. Its better to have a wise foe than foolish friends.

    Intelligence is about matching the dots and foresee the coming events, which always tend to cast their shadow before they appear. Idiots tend to overlook the dots, and they continue to live in fools paradise. The problem is not the formation of a perfect storm, the problem is most of these "friends" will be caught off-guard, and the ship will take everyone down with them. I wish I knew of a better way to desrcibe the current situation.



    .





    funny sex jokes. dresses funny sex quotes.
  • dresses funny sex quotes.



  • curiouscinci
    10-17 06:33 PM
    Hi, I am working for Company ABC on L1 B, I-94 valid till mid2008.
    I will get married in Feb08 and bring my spouse on L2 visa here.
    She intends to work in the US. I understand that I can get her EAD.
    If her employer processes her GC . Am I eligible to be added on that.
    Basically, if her GC processing starts, is it possible for me to work here irrespective of my visa status.
    Kindly advise on this scenario. We both want to work in the US and I want to switch job provided she is able to continue to work also.



    more...


    funny sex jokes. funny sex jokes.
  • funny sex jokes.



  • factoryman
    06-20 06:29 PM
    Download and do it. Your attorney may be asking for that purpose. Only last 5 years.

    Is there any official Period of Stay form or its just a summary statement from us about entry exit from start till now.





    2010 Things not to say during sex… funny sex jokes. In order to discuss sexual
  • In order to discuss sexual



  • Positive
    11-11 08:25 AM
    At the minimum legal action will force someone to look into what is going on here. I don't think that AILA is going to partner with us in this initiative.



    more...


    funny sex jokes. funny sex jokes. funny sex
  • funny sex jokes. funny sex



  • Ramba
    10-20 05:43 PM
    McCain was in favor of two major immigration bills. I guess he has better chances to do something about immigration. On the other hand, Obama has never voted for any major immigration bill and who knows what he really will do. Also, people assume that Obama is close to senator Dick Durbin who tried to screw the legal immigrants many times. If Obama wins and Dick Durbin becomes a more influential senator, we probably will be screwed even big time.

    Nobody knows who will win the election. What I find interesting is that many assume McCain will somehow help us to speed up our GC process. I don't know who will do what as the economy is in the toilet. I don't think either one will do anything about immigration for next 4 years as they have other things to take care of and legal immigration probably won't be a priority.

    However, if no changes are made and things keep going the way it has been going for a while such as - dollar keeps falling, economy keeps going down, businesses keeps going bankrupt - you may not even have a job for too long. With no job, you can pretty much say "goodbye" to your GC right there.

    So who really is better? Anyone?

    That is because, McCain served in senate more than 2 decades and spend much time in Senate judiciary commitee, which overseas immigration. Obama served only two year in senate (very junior member) and spent time in foreign relation commitee. McCain immigration bill (CIR) mainly to give amnesty to illegal aliens and create guest worker program. That bill was aimed (in 2005/2006) nothing but to win Hispanic votes in his bid to white house in 2008. He had no big concern for skilled workers as well as border secuity. It was all political move by McCain. McCain claims as he was a experienced, working accross party line and strong leader. If that is true, why he was not successful in passing immigration bill in 2006? Atleast Obama has right judgement and vison. Remember that, Skilled worker immigration will always be at bottom preference in any immigration bill in future, as it was in past. As economy in toilet, as McCain needs the help of the "Joe the plumber" to fix the toilet, immigartion will not get any attention even if McCain become the president. FYI, There was no single question about immigration in all 4 debates.





    hair Clever And Funny gift image 1 funny sex jokes. funny sexual jokes. for
  • funny sexual jokes. for



  • h1techSlave
    03-17 02:04 PM
    Including spillover generally EB3-I clears up around 5000 visas per year on average ( Though theoratically stuck at 3300-3500). 3 visas per applicant is at bit high end. I would not assume everybody is married AND have child.. I would put that around 1.75. But, yes, even if select these new parameters than also it would take years..Theoratically, ofcourse:):)

    Based on your assumptions, it would take around 2 years to reach Dec 2003 for EB3-India.

    # of visas required = 5000 or 6000 * 1.75 = 8750 or 10, 500
    # of visas available = 5000
    # years of wait until Dec 2003 = 1.75 to 2.1 years.



    more...


    funny sex jokes. Funny Sex Jokes - Hot Sex
  • Funny Sex Jokes - Hot Sex



  • gaz
    10-16 10:44 AM
    how about a flower campaign (or any other attention seeking campaign like calculators/ timers etc) for the media to highlight our issues and make the general public aware of this inhuman treatment meted out by USCIS/ DOS?

    in this election year, there is little chance of any campaign targeted at a government agency working... the political will/ need does not exist. so how about at least generating a little more awareness of the cause?





    hot FreeApps Web SiteFunny Sex funny sex jokes. England Jokes, Funny
  • England Jokes, Funny



  • imh1b
    11-12 04:26 PM
    If EB2 I becomes current , who benefits its EB3 I as the spillover will go EB3 India as India is the most retrogressed country. Our effort does not impact ROW EB2 as they are current any way. EB2 China will also benefit as spill over will help them. So supporting quarterly spillover is in EB3 India's. Make EB2 C and all over flow goes to EB3 I. Finally by opposing this it will not help EB3 I any way unless it makes you happy to see everybody suffer as long as you are suffering.

    WRONG.
    YOU are an EB2 India guy for sure and your PD is close.

    If spillover happens, all visas will get used up by EB2 India only. EB3 India gets nothing. There are way too many Indians in the system. Even if something is left from EB2 India, EB3 ROW will get breadcrums.

    EB3 India gets nothing. So stop giving wrong logic. I will oppose IV helping EB2 guys with close priority dates and not caring about everyone else.



    more...


    house well-worded) sex jokes. funny sex jokes. 2010 in a mini | Funny Jokes,
  • 2010 in a mini | Funny Jokes,



  • natrajs
    07-07 09:54 PM
    Today I have received my GC approval email. Dependants approval is awaited. I am in this country from Jan 2001. Good luck to all.

    No LUD till final approval. Last LUD on I-485 on August 2007 on finger print day. Last week I did call Nebraska by POJ method and speak with IO. She told me my file is off the shelf and in line for adjudication. I think EAD filing on June last week did the trick. (file taken from the USCIS's never ending shelf).

    Congrats & Best Wishes

    Finally the good news





    tattoo dresses funny sex quotes. funny sex jokes. Improve Your Sex Life.
  • Improve Your Sex Life.



  • gk_2000
    08-10 08:39 PM
    I have no intention of playing spoilsport if you are taking some good faith initiative. In fact, if there is some campaign launched on this - I will probably even contribute (well - if you are doing something in good faith for a community then I have a moral obligation to support it if it is not harmful for the community).

    However, this part "I would contend that this statement is on a year to year basis" souonds wishful to me based on my understanding of what the immigration law says. I spent some time going over the law a couple of years ago - so its possible that my memory may be failing me. If you can show some place in the Immigration law that actually supports this reinterpretation then I will correct myself.

    You are absolutely right in pointing out the need to really see the law. I just dived into it. I will try to study it more thoroughly, as there are possibly multiple places we could explore in the language; not just this one. If I get more ideas I will come back and post them here.

    I request all members to participate in the other thread discussing the various provisions of the INA



    more...


    pictures funny sex jokes. funny sex jokes. Or Funny Wedding Jokes!
  • Or Funny Wedding Jokes!



  • Macaca
    01-28 10:22 AM
    The concept of cap is informally and unofficially considered in US universities. In any enginerring class 40+% students are Chinese, Indian and Korean; I am not considering second generation who are American citizens. With such numbers, whatever happens in China, India and Korea happens in a class : there are 10 different languages in a class, international students have previous exams, international students work together on take home, etc. The educational system breaks down completely.

    On the other hand, Engineering schools will shut down without Chinese, Indian and Korean. So there are no options.

    In the next stage, they graduate and get jobs when the GC quota breaks down.





    dresses England Jokes, Funny funny sex jokes. funny sex jokes.
  • funny sex jokes.



  • jonty_11
    01-02 03:54 PM
    Posted about IV on www.denverindians.com

    http://denverindians.com/forum/display_topic_threads.asp?ForumID=9&TopicID=152&PagePosition=1&ThreadPage=1



    more...


    makeup funny sex jokes. funny sex funny sex jokes. well-worded) sex jokes.
  • well-worded) sex jokes.



  • Kodi
    04-02 10:15 AM
    bump





    girlfriend Improve Your Sex Life. funny sex jokes. Not Funny cartoon 6 - search
  • Not Funny cartoon 6 - search



  • prioritydate
    09-20 10:06 AM
    Now they are saying "Smartness" is a relative term.:)


    Heeeee... I know what you mean.





    hairstyles Funny Sex Jokes - Hot Sex funny sex jokes. myself to chicken jokes
  • myself to chicken jokes



  • gc28262
    06-10 01:01 PM
    svr_76,
    Your arguments are baseless. No company will ever hire an H1B to replace an equally qualified Citizen/Green card holder. Company has to spend a lot on H1B employees on lawyer fees and other complications.

    Anti-immigrant lawmakers are using the excuse of economy to push through their legislations.





    prioritydate
    12-22 12:51 AM
    You should've thought about this that whole year that you were goofin' off! Why are you bringing this up at this late juncture, anyway? Your PD is Dec, 2004. What makes you your petition will trigger an RFE for not working during 2001? You raise a very perplexing and contradicting query...


    I wasn't goofin off, by choice. I had no option but wait and pray that my employer would find a job for me. I had every reason to bother at his stage, because I invested so much time and money to file my GC. Natually, I am bothered because you never know what USCIS would ask; they are always ready to pull the carpet underneath you. What if IO ask me to prove that I am not out of status ? would I be able to show the proof? No! I can't...





    EB3_SEP04
    05-26 04:45 PM
    Even GC holders are required to carry thier GCs all the time.

    The point, like ACLU said, is : People should not be stopped/searched/questioned for no reason. It must be done only in response to a suspicious activity.

    This treatment of non-citizens vs. citizens is similar to black people not allowed to sit in the front seats. Just a new form of profiling.